TONGUE TWISTER

Sarah Shuster said, “Susie Simpson, Sam Simpson’s sister, shouted she saw seven short shivering soldiers, sadly standing on the shining sandy seashore, severely shaking six, sick, shy, short sheep sold by the sheriff for sixty cents.

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A twister of twists once twisted a twist.

A twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.

If twisting a twist ones twist should untwist.

The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.

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Betty Botter bought some butter

but the butter Betty Botter bought was bitter.

So Betty Botter bought some better butter

to make the bitter butter better.

But instead of the better butter Betty Botter bought

making the bitter butter Betty Botter bought better,

the bitter butter Betty Botter  bought

made the better butter Betty Botter  bought bitter.

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I’m not the fig plucker,

nor the fig plucker son,

but I’ll pluck your figs

‘till the fig plucker comes.

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Will you William?

Will you Willaim?

Will you Willaim?

Can’t  you?

Don’t you?

Won’t you, William?

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A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Any noise annoys an oyster more.

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Double bubble gum bubbles double.