"The bear and the Two Men"

Two men were walking in a forest...when they saw a bear...

One immediately ran and climbed up a a tree...

The second man pretended to be dead...

The bear came, walked around him and smelled his head...

Then the bear went away...

When the bear was gone, his friend came down the tree and asked:

"What did the bear tell you?"

He said: "Don't trust someone who leaves you in time of need or trouble."

(>.<)