vendor: kahit ganito ako, na nagtitinda lang ng sago't gulaman, may anak naman ako sa UP, Ateneo, La Salle, at UST!

student: wow naman! ano hong course nila?

vendor: wala naman, nagtitnda rin ng palamig.

hindi naman dapat maging attitude ng mag-EX ang hindi magpansinan after their break- up!

tandaan: ang yelo kapag naging tubig pwede ulit maging yelo

Love cannot stop anytime because love is a continuous process. It may pause, but sooner or later it has to play again.

L.O.V.E.

is not about:

• dates
• monthsaries
• anniversaries
• expensive materials
• elegant bf/gf

It's not either about:

• holding hands
• tight hugging
• torrid kissing
• body touching

It's about how you value and respect someone without expecting things from them in return.

It's about being unselfishly, devoted and committed with that special person until the last beat of your heart !

my friends are my medicine when I'm in pain,

my letter when I'm far,

my smile when I'm sad,

my hanky when I cry,

and my life when I die.

Thanks for being one !

"never judge someone

kung audience ka lang.

hahaha :D

A way to start our day is to clean our hearts, no hatred, no anger, no shadow of fear.

Keep that smile while touching other people's lives!

Enjoy life!

Get ready! Blessings are coming on you today! :)

"The bear and the Two Men"

Two men were walking in a forest...when they saw a bear...

One immediately ran and climbed up a a tree...

The second man pretended to be dead...

The bear came, walked around him and smelled his head...

Then the bear went away...

When the bear was gone, his friend came down the tree and asked:

"What did the bear tell you?"

He said: "Don't trust someone who leaves you in time of need or trouble."

(>.<)

ang KAIBIGAN,

SINUNGALING pero di ka ipapahamak

MAYABANG pero di ka huhusgahan

MAANGAS pero kaya ka ipagtanggol

SWAPANG pero kaya ka pagbigyan

PALAHINGI pero marunong bumawi

ALASKADOR pero mapagmahal

ULYANIN pero di ka kakalimutan

yan ang kaibigan

di man perpekto

pero totoong tao...

--parang ikaw

"Life without JESUS is like a doughnut...

...there's a hole in the middle of your soul!"

--a camp song from the book "Sleepway"

"no matter how strong you love a person...

you need to accept the fact that...

you're not the only one person makes him/her happy.

:D

"lumilipas din ang ganda nang tao, ang mahalaga nag-iwan ka nang magandang halimbawa..."

Binibini 38

from Binibining Pilipinas 2011

"sometimes, the simplest advice that you give to others...

...is the hardest things for you to follow.."

GIRLS: ang mga BF parang ALAK, sinusuka pag di na kaya!

BOYS: and mga GF parang KAPE, tinatapon pag di na HOT!

GIRLS: at least ang KAPE pag ininit pwede pang maging HOT uli, eh ang ALAK? pag sinuka mo ba iinumin mu pa? hindi na di ba? di bale na lang kung PATAY-GUTOM ka? [me galit?]

GAY: ako PATAY-GUTOM!

never explain yourself to anyone,

because the person who LIKES you doesn't need it,

and the person who DISLIKES you won't believe it

:D

never try to keep a PROMISE to someone if you cannot make it...

it's better to say GOODBYE and make them cry than to make them believe with ALL YOUR LIES!

"Sometimes, the simplest advice that you give to others...

...is the hardest things for you to follow."

Para kanino ka bumabangon?

dapat meron tayo nitong 3 bagay araw-araw pagkagising natin...

1. something to do;

2. someone to love; and

3. something to look forward to.

I asked a man about what his lover did that made him so in love.

Eagerly, he replied:

"She hugs me every time we met, asks me if I'm okay, sends me texts saying 'I love you' etc....

Then he asked me too; "How about you?"

I smiled and answered, "My lover went up the cross to be mailed, wore a crown of thorns, and died there for me.

Then he said, "Oh...too bad, you must have missed your lover so much!"

I smiled again, and said,

"No, cause from the moment I knew

"What HE did, HE never left my HEART..."

When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile.

When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes.